Notes from Anderson, who is cooler than you

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I think a dinosaur ate me.

Also, I think my raptors have discovered how to type and are now impersonating me on my own Tumblr.

Apr 7

Haven't seen John in a long time? Do you think he's gone missing? Or worse: committed suicide? Yeah, check up on him. Why is Sally giving you a hard time?

Not really sure, actually.

And Sally?  Well, I think she’s expected me to leave my wife at this point.

Apr 6

Jeez, really? Must be going through tough times. I'd ask you if you tried talking to John, but if you're going to go around accusing Sherlock and saying you might have contributed to his death, talking to John might not be a good idea after all as he might beat the shit out of you. So is there any good news going in your life?

I haven’t seen John in a very, very long time.  Very long time.  Actually, I should probably check on him.  Just…curious.

Sally’s been giving me a hard time lately.

There isn’t really any good news as of late.

Apr 6

Yeah, that is a pretty tense subject. Oh well, what can you do besides not bring it up with him again? You aren't thinking of apologizing, are you?

I was just doing my job. And really, I was right. Too bad he’s on probation right now. Too bad he drinks too much now.

Apr 5

Oh, Anderson. What did you do to make Lestrade angry?

I mean, the whole accusing-Sherlock-of-murder and perhaps contributing to his death was a bit of a tense subject.

Apr 5

Lestrade’s still mad at me.

I’m rexy and I know it.

Don’t hate me because it’s not your division. Hate me because that joke is old.

dinosaurs

Mar 7

velociraptor the new cover girl

nerdswithvaginas:

Hnng

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Mar 6

;)

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Mar 2

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Places in Film I’d Love to Visit**
  Isla Sorna and Isla Nublar in Jurassic Park I, II, III 

** by visit I totally mean under the circumstances that I won’t be used for bait, chased after, stomped on, ripped to shreds and/or eaten.

#Sex

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pirateskates:

larunosauriounotreunotre:

Porque hasta ellos necesitan calor u_u ♥

I’m really curious what this means, can anyone tell me? Google translate said, “Because until they need heat” but that makes no sense.

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I'm not going to force you to, but may I suggest trying to become friends with him? And I've got to go. It was nice talking with you, Anderson. Thanks for your time. Ciao.

Perhaps.